Ratscar: Ever since that little scrap of fur, Berrykit gave me poor service at Daisy's Shop my friends and I haven't gone back there. It's time that I made my own shop! *begins to build his own shop*
(Many hours later)
Ratscar: *Looks at the small black store with big letters that say in bad spelling: Ratscar'z Shop That Iz Betar Then Daysis* Done!
Blackstar: *looks at the shop* Wow Ratscar! Can I please have some pink cupcakes?
Ratscar: Sure! *gives Blackstar a small tray of cupcakes that have been burnt so much that they are completely black*
Blackstar: But I wanted pink... *takes the cupcakes and puts then in the bin on the way out*
Ratscar: Happy to be of service!
Tawnypelt: Ummm Do you have any chicken?
Ratscar: Sure! But it will cost you something!
Tawnypelt: What?
Ratscar: A kiss.
Tawnypelt: *snorts* I'm going to Daisy's!
Ratscar: *shrugs as Tawnypelt leaves*
Toadfoot: *enters* Can I have a burger with the lot?
Ratscar: Sure! *gives Toadfoot a moldy burger*
Toadfoot: *wrinkles his nose* Is this a joke?
Ratscar: Nup.
Toadfoot: Then I'm outta here! *hurries away*
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
UmorismoWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
