1. Defend the other warrior code terribly. Cloudtail's code is the best.
2. If a tiny kit wants to go into battle let them! 6 moons is a long time for a kit to wait.
3. Never hesitate before killing an opponent unless they have cookies!
4. Medicine cats can have kits but not mates (The penalty for breaking this code is giving Cloudtail 1000 cookies).
5. A clan leaders word is law unless you don't like your leader.
6. You don't have to appoint a new deputy after Moon-High. Don't even appoint one if you don't want to!
7. Ummm I can't think of a code 7 so let's just skip this one...
8. Hedgehogs can fly so if you say something silly and a cat says "And hedgehogs can fly" the mouse-brain actually believes you!
9. Don't eat too much fresh kill before bed. Eating too much can lead to dreams about stupid cats that even stupider cats call "Starclan".
10. When talking to a medicine cat, stuff your ears with moss so you don't hear about "Starclan".
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
