Dovewing: Tigerheart. I can't do this anymore. We must end this.
Tigerheart: But I love you! Please
Dovewing, why? I know your in a prophecy but... but...
Dovewing: * Sighs* The prophecy has nothing to do with it.
Tigerheart: Then why?
Dovewing: *wrinkles her nose* It's your colour! I can't stand it! I wouldn't be caught dead with a brown tabby tom at my pretty pale grey side! I'd never hear the end of it! And have you seen you eyes? They're amber! Sorry hon, but they just don't look nice with my blue eyes.
Tigerheart: What?! No! Please, I'll change my fur colour! And my eyes, I'll wear contacts!
Dovewing: Sorry but no. Bumblestripe's dark grey fur matches my own far better than yours ever will. Maybe ask Tawnypelt. Her fur will work well with yours.
Tigerheart: What?! But she's my mother!!! That's creepy!
Dovewing: Not my problem. Bye! *Goes back to Thunderclan camp*
Tigerheart: Hmph!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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