Mousefur: *baking pizza that is charred and takes the finished burnt pizza out of the oven* Yum looks tasty! 😀
Firestar: *runs past and stomps on Mousefur's pizza* AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sandstorm: *runs after Firestar, carefully avoiding pizza shards* HOW DARE YOU SAY YOU LOVE CINDERPELT!!!!!!
Firestar: OF COURSE I LOVE HER SHE WAS ONCE MY APPRENTICE!!!!!
Mousefur: *stares at the ruined burnt pizza during Sandstorm and Firestar's screaming* FIRESTAR COME HERE!!!!!
Firestar: *skids to a stop in front of Mousefur* yes?
Mousefur: YOU RUINED MY PIZZA!!!!! *points at pizza shards*
Firestar: *stares* that wasn't edible anyways....
Mousefur: HOW DARE YOU!!! *shoves pizza shard into Firestar's mouth*
Firestar: *vomits into Mousefur's mouth*
Mousefur: *gags on Firestar's vomit and vomits herself*
Sandstorm: FIRESTAR YOU LITTLE- huh?
Firestar and Mousefur: *vomiting*
Mousefur: you *vomits* suck *vomits some more* Firestar... *falls over*
Firestar: *flops over on Mousefur*
Sandstorm: 😱 now... Now he's making out with MOUSEFUR! HOW DARE HE!!!!!
Greystripe: *suddenly appears* How come you two she-cats keep saying 'how dare someone?' And why are you even in StarClan Sandstorm?
Sandstorm and Greystripe: *disappear*
Mousefur: *wakes up and yells* FIRESTAR IS A BAG OF MOUSE-DUNG!!!!!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
