Leopardstar: Bluestar? Anything to report?
Bluestar: *takes a deep breath* Heartfire is the new almost but not quite leader of ClanThunder. Clawtiger's fate is none of your busy body business. We have more learning cats: Ashpoor and Fernpoor. And... ClanWind have been... Um... Stealing... Stuff...?
Tallstar: What? Your not making any sense Bluestar!
Bluestar: Shut up Startall! ClanWind are taking stuff!
Tallstar: What kind of 'stuff'?
Bluestar: Um... LOOK! *points away*
Everyone: *looks*
Bluestar: *runs away* Hahaha! See ya later alligator-crocodile-head!
Tallstar: O_o
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
