• Burn their mossball.
• Tell them that StarClan isn't real.
• Eat honey in front of them.
• Make them watch you slowly kill a baby rabbit then say: "That's what happens to kits if they're not careful."
• Toss a mossball into a nettle patch and make them fetch it.
• Make them chop onions.
• Step on their paws and laugh.
A/N: Mean, I know. I'm in a mean mood.
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