1. Play the song Popcorn all the time really loudly in Leopardstar's den.
2. Invite all of the rival clans to an all you can eat party and say that Blackstar will pay for all the food and drinks.
3. Kill Tigerstar 9 times and then once more in the Dark Forest.
4. Rub Firestar in cookie dough then set Cloudtail on them.
5. Ask Tallstar why he is called Tallstar instead of Fatstar.
6. Show everyone Mistystar's birth certificate.
7. Light Firestar's fur on fire then tell him how much is name suites him.
8. Tell everyone Nightstar's secret.
9. Tell Scourge that you must be over 30cm tall to lead a clan.
10. Ask Sunstar how a blond could lead a clan. (I am not dissing blonds- I'm one! XD)
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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