Tigerstar: *farts loudy*
Redtail: *pricks ears* Did you hear that?
Tigerstar: Um... No.
Redtail: *wrinkles nose* Can you smell that?
Tigerstar: Uh, I can't smell a thing. *farts again*
Redtail: Oh my StarClan did you just...?
Tigerstar: Yeah. I mean no! Uh... Maybe?
Redtail: EVERYONE!!! TIGERCLAW FARTED! TIGERCLAW FARTED! TIGERCLAW-
Tigerclaw: *kills Redtail* Ravenpaw did it.
Bluestar: Did what Pawraven do Clawtiger?
Tigerclaw: Fart. Ravenpaw farted and then killed Redtail with his stench.
Bluestar: *gasps* No!!! Will who now help me cuddle the fluffy pineapples???
Tigerclaw: I will, just as long as you make me... Deputy...
Bluestar: Oh Clawtiger, smart you are! I will make Heartlion deputy right away!
Tigerclaw: What? No!
Bluestar: No, no, no! You are right! Heartlion is now deputy! He can help me cuddle, kiss and knit scarves for the fluffy pineapples!
Tigerstar: -__-
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
