The Real Reason Why Tigerstar Murdered Redtail

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Tigerstar: *farts loudy*

Redtail: *pricks ears* Did you hear that?

Tigerstar: Um... No.

Redtail: *wrinkles nose* Can you smell that?

Tigerstar: Uh, I can't smell a thing. *farts again*

Redtail: Oh my StarClan did you just...?

Tigerstar: Yeah. I mean no! Uh... Maybe?

Redtail: EVERYONE!!! TIGERCLAW FARTED! TIGERCLAW FARTED! TIGERCLAW-

Tigerclaw: *kills Redtail* Ravenpaw did it.

Bluestar: Did what Pawraven do Clawtiger?

Tigerclaw: Fart. Ravenpaw farted and then killed Redtail with his stench.

Bluestar: *gasps* No!!! Will who now help me cuddle the fluffy pineapples???

Tigerclaw: I will, just as long as you make me... Deputy...

Bluestar: Oh Clawtiger, smart you are! I will make Heartlion deputy right away!

Tigerclaw: What? No!

Bluestar: No, no, no! You are right! Heartlion is now deputy! He can help me cuddle, kiss and knit scarves for the fluffy pineapples!

Tigerstar: -__-

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