Mosskit: Hello and welcome to another CRAP show! Today we are joined by Silverstream!
Silverstream: Hi!
Snowkit: *turns camera to Silverstream and Larchkit*
Larchkit: Hi Silverstream! Whats your name?
Silverstream: Silverstream.
Larchkit: How did you die?
Silverstream: I died giving birth to my kits, Feathertail and Stormfur.
Snowkit: That's so sad! *cries*
Mosskit: Quiet Snowkit!
Larchkit: Whats the best thing about being dead?
Silverstream: I am able to watch over all of my former clan-mates including Greystripe and his new family.
Larchkit: Are you jealous of Millie?
Silverstream: Er, no. *eye twitches*
Mosskit: I don't believe you.
Silverstream: Do you kits really want to know the truth?
Mosskit, Larchkit & Snowkit: Yes!
Silverstream: I hate Millie! She is a whiny kittypet you didn't even take a warrior name! She stole my mate! I HATE MILLIE!!!!!!! *goes hulk*
Snowkit: Argh! Security!
Security Cats: *drag Silverstream away who is kicking and screaming*
Mosskit: Well that's all we have time for in our CRAP show. Until next time, my CRAP light your path.
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
