Mosskit: Hello and welcome to another CRAP show. Today we are joined by Honeyfern who will be answering some CRAP questions.
Snowkit: *turns the camera towards Larchkit and Honeyfern*
Larchkit: Hi Honeyfern, what is your name?
Honeyfern: Hi Larchkit! My name is Honeyfern and I would like to say hi to all of the wonderful cats watching this CRAP show!
Larchkit: Ok... What was your cause of death?
Honeyfern: Well one day I was sitting near Mousefur and Briarkit when Mousefur wanted something to eat. I went to get her a mouse before she could start yaking about how useless young cats are these days.
Snowkit: Get to the point already!
Honeyfern: Alright! Alright! Anyways, I had just picked up the mouse when I heard a scream. I whiled around to see a huge snake looming over Briarkit, it's jaws parted to kill. I leaped on the snake while pushing Briarkit away. I fought the snake off but it bit me anyway.
Snowkit: Hurry up!
Honeyfern: I felt my body spasm as the venom coused through my veins. I tried to scream out for help but no sound came out. Within minutes I was dead. *hangs head*
Larchkit: *gasps* That must have been horrible!
Snowkit: *snorts* Honeyfern talks to much! She should have just said: Snake bite!
Mosskit: Shhh Snowkit! Camera Cats don't talk!
Honeyfern: That reminds me of a funny story about this cat and a... *vioce fades into the background as Mosskit starts talking*
Mosskit: Well that's all we have time for on the CRAP show. Until next time, May CRAP light your path...
YOU ARE READING
Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
