Squirrelflight: Hey, um Leafpool?
Leafpool: Yeah?
Squirrelflight: Can you please check me over?
Leafpool: Why? Do you have ticks?
Squirrelflight: No...
Leafpool: Then why?
Squirrelflight: I think I might be a bird
Leafpool: A bird?
Squirrelflight: Yes. I think I am a bird in disguise as a cat.
Leafpool: And why do you think that?
Squirrelflight: Because I have wings. And feathers. And I can fly.
Leafpool: Sure you do. I'll check you over then... *starts checking Squirrelflight's body over for any signs of being a bird*
Squirrelflight: Well? Am I a bird?
Leafpool: Fortunately no. Unfortunately you are something much, much worse.
Squirrelflight: What am I?
Leafpool: An utter nincompoop.
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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