Jinxedglare: Ok, so I've only just realised this but I haves actually told you ways to end up in the DF!!! *face paw!* So here it goes...
1. Steal Blackstar's pink cupcakes.
2. Go to Ratscar's shop.
3. Steal Firestar's rainbow tutu.
4. Steal Cloudtail's cookies.
5. Walk into StarCan territory and yell out: "Brokenstar is the best and Yellowfang smells!!"
6. Sing: "Oh I wish I was a Dark Forest cat with death berries in my hair!" Really loudly at a gathering.
7. Tell Sandstorm what Firestar really thinks about her.
8. Ask Jayfeather if he can take a look at your wound.
9. Steal Blackstar's unicorn teddy ...At your own risk...
10. Wear an UGLY tie at a gathering.
11. Steal Leopardstar's make up and show it to everyone and tell them that she isn't a natural blond.
12. Cuddle Scourge and scream out loud: "My hero!!!"
13. Ask Bumblestripe how he feels about Dovewing then tell him how she feels about him.
14. Protest about nothing at a gathering and refuse to stop.
15. Read this chapter. :D
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
