Stoneteller: *sings* Mud, mud mud! I am a mud cat! Mud, mud, mud! I am a mud cat!
Brook: *sings* Mud, mud mud! I am a mud cat! Mud, mud, mud! I am a mud cat!
Crag: *sings* Mud, mud mud! I am a mud cat! Mud, mud, mud! I am a mud cat!
Stormfur: Is that all that you Tribe- I mean, mud cats, do?
Brook: Yes! *sings* Mud, mud, mud! Come be a mud cat!
Stormfur: Well...
Brambleclaw: Stormfur think carefully. You can carry in with our quest of honer, be a hero, save and one day lead RiverClan, have tonnes of friends and be awesome. Or... You could play and sing in a pile of mud...
Stormfur: Oh... *nods wisely* In that case... *sings* Mud, mud mud! I am a mud cat! Mud, mud, mud! I am a mud cat!

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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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