Firestar: *is playing with Mrs Neigh Neigh* Lalalala lovely pony! Oh so pretty!
Blackstar: Hey, give her back! She's mine! *snatches Mrs Neigh Neigh*
Firestar: NEVER! SHE'S MINE! *grabs Mrs Neigh Neigh and pulls her so hard that her head pops off* Uh oh...
Blackstar: *eye twitches* WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. DO. TO. MY. DARLING?!
Firestar: Uh... It was an accident?
Blackstar: I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF KITTYPET!!! *jumps on Firestar and tries to rip his head off*
Firestar: Noooooooooooo!!!!! *head pops off and rolls around on the floor*
Firestar's Head: What the...? HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? PUT ME BACK ON!!!
Blackstar: HAHAHAHA NEVER!!! *grabs Mrs Neigh Neigh and her head and runs away*
Firestar's Head: Now what?
Sandstorm: Oooohhhh... This will look nice impaled in a spike! *picks up Firestar's head and impairs it on a spike*
ThunderClan: Oooohhhh... Pretty!
Special thanks to @Fanlord1987 for the idea!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
