Ways To End Up In The Darkforest

CRAP

Mosskit: I'm soooo bored of being dead and forgotten about!

Larchkit: I know right? Being dead sucks!

Snowkit: So what do we do about it? We need something that makes other cats really think about us.

Mosskit: That gives me a great idea! *Hurries away*

(...Many hours later...)

Mosskit: *Runs to the other kits carrying lots of strang twoleg things* Done!

Snowkit: Er... What is that? *pokes a video camera*

Larchkit: And what does it do?

Mosskit: *bounces exitedly* We're going to run a TV show!

Larchkit: Yay! Wait... What is a TV show?

Snowkit: Entertainment that is watched on a large shiny screen that makes your eyes go square.

Larchkit: My eyes will go... What?

Mosskit: Never mind that! It will be called Cats Recognised After Passing, CRAP for short.

Larchkit: *Giggles* Crap! Hehe! No ones going to want to watch a crap show!

Snowkit: *rolls around laughing* Yeah Mosskit!

Mosskit: You so immature! Now are you going to help me or not?

Snowkit: *rolls his eyes but stops laughing* Alright. What do you want me to do?

Mosskit: Well... Snowkit, you can be the camera cat. *passes Snowkit the video camera* Larchkit, you can be the interviewer.*hands Larchkit a notebook and small microphone*

Larchkit: And what will you be?

Mosskit: *picks up a very shiny microphone studded with diamonds* I shall be the host.

Larchkit: *grins* I'm sure you'll be the best host for a crap show!

Mosskit: *glares at Larchkit*Lets get stated! Snowkit! Turn on the camera!

Snowkit: But who are we interviewing?

Mosskit: Good question. Hmmm....

Swiftpaw: *pads over* Hi! What are you up to.

Larchkit: *to herself* Making a crap show...

Mosskit: Perfect! Swiftpaw how would you like to be on our new show?

Swiftpaw: I'd rather not...

Mosskit: Splendid! Just sit over here and do as we say!

Swiftpaw: Fine...

Snowkit: *Turns on the camera*

Mosskit: *thrusts a sheet of questions at Larchkit then turns to Snowkit and the camera* Hello and welcome to the first episode of Cats Recognised After Passing, CRAP for short.

Swiftpaw: *giggles*

Mosskit: Today we are joined by a former Thunderclan apprentice by the name of Swiftpaw. He will be answering a few questions from Larchkit.

Snowkit: *turns the camera to Larchkit*

Larchkit: Hello Swiftpaw, the first question is: What is your name?

Swiftpaw: Umm... Swiftpaw.

Larchkit: What was the cause of your death?

Swiftpaw: I was mauled by dogs.

Larchkit: Would you like to tell us more about you and the dogs?

Swiftpaw: No.

Larchkit: Why not? Are you hiding something? *glares at Swiftpaw*

Swiftpaw: *yawns* Nup.

Larchkit: Um... Would you like to expand on that?

Swiftpaw: Not really. Can I go now?

Mosskit: *Sighs* Well folks that's all we have time for on CRAP. Until next time, may CRAP light your path.

Snowkit: *Turns off the camera* Well that was...

Swiftpaw: *pads away* Crap!