Mosskit: Hello and welcome a VERY special episode of CRAP! Today, instead of interviewing a dead cat, Snowkit, Larchkit and myself will be... *drumroll* Hosting the grand event of... WHO WILL BE SHADOWCLAN'S NEXT LEADER???
Snowkit: That's a very long title...
Larchkit: Shhh!
Snowkit: You shhh.
Mosskit: You both shhh!!! Now that Brokenstar is exiled, ShadowClan needs a leader. Please welcome our contenders: Blackfoot, Clawface, Russetfur and Tigerclaw!
Blackfoot, Clawface, Russetfur and Tigerclaw: *walk onto stage and wave*
StarClan: *cheers*
Snowkit: *accidentally drops camera on Blackfoot's paws*
Blackfoot: ARGH! MY PAWS! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK PAWS!
Snowkit: Yeah... Sorry?
Blackfoot: I just had my claws painted and my paws massaged! All that lovely work has been undone! Oh, I can't lead a Clan like this! No no no I can't! *dives of stage and disappears*
Mosskit: Ok then... Larchkit shall now interview our remaining contenders.
Larchkit: Hi Clawface, why do you want to be ShadowClan's leader?
Clawface: Because I am mean and all ShadowClan cats are mean.
Russetfur: *coughs* Clanist *coughs*
Larchkit: What makes you so mean?
Clawface: *grins* I killed Spottedleaf!!!!!
Fireheart: *magically appears* HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?! *jumps on stage and starts wrestling Clawface*
Tigerclaw: Er... I think those two are going to take a while... Can we get my interview over with?
Larchkit: Sure! Tigerclaw, why should you be ShadowClan's leader?
Tigerstar: Because I'm buff.
Larchkit: Buff?
Tigerstar: *takes off T-shirt and shows six-pack* Yeah. No one can out muscle me. No one.
Larchkit: *turns to Russetfur* Do you have a six-pack?
Russetfur: Erm... No...
Snowkit: What was that?
Russetfur: NO I'M NOT AS BUFF AS TIGERCLAW!!!
Mosskit: Well, I think we have our winner! Tigerclaw is now leader of ShadowClan!
Tigerclaw: Haha yes! NOW DIE HALF-CLAN CATS!!!
Mosskit: EEK! I gotta go! until next time, may CRAP light your path!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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