Q. What do you get if you cross Tigerstar with a robin?
A. An angry bird!
Q. What did Nightcloud say to the baby rabbit?
A. "Oh StarClan, you're just as ugly as Crowfeather! You had better not be his kitten too!"
Q. What's the difference between Greystripe and a lioness?
A. One catches prey, the other eats it all!
Q. Why aren't any of Brokenstar's warriors allowed to enter bars and clubs?
A. You have to be 6 moons+ to enter!
Q. Who would win a spelling bee: Millie or a ball of fluff?
A. Neither, they're both as stupid as each other!
A/N: Sorry they're not very funny... :(
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
