Mousefur: *curls her tail around her new born ginger kit*
Firestar: What are you going to call her Mousefur?
Mousefur: Well... How about... Starkit!
Firestar: No.
Mousefur: Why?
Firestar: If she becomes leader her name would be Starstar!
Mousefur: *rolls her eyes* You think that this... Thing could be leader?
Firestar: It's possible.
Mousefur: Fine! I'll call her Amazingateverythingkit!
Firestar: What?!
Mousefur: Amazingateverythingkit. You said she could be leader and a leader has to be amazing at everything.
Firestar: And what if she's not? Its not fair for her to have a name like that to live up to. How about you name her after her appearance?
Mousefur: *sighs* Fine! Uglykit is my daughters name!
Firestar: Mousefur!!!
Mousefur: What? You told me to name her after her appearance and I did. Ginger cats are ugly and her fur is ginger. Why do you think I hate you so much?
Firestar: *storms out*
Mousefur: Finally! Now I can name my kit without him hovering over me! *licks her kit* Your not really ugly. I just like to disagree with everyone!
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
