•Politely ask Mothwing if she could check up on your dead family.
•Ask Jayfeather what his favourite colour is.
•Give Hawkheart a cuddle and a big, wet, sloppy kiss.
•Refuse to check Yellowfang over for ticks.
•Challenge Cinderpelt to race a win.
•Challenge Cinderpelt to a race and let her win.
•Dangle a tissue over Runningnose's head and make him jump for it.
•Call Spottedleaf a wrinkly old prune.
•Beat Goosefeather in a farting competition.
•Tell Brambleberry to put on sunscreen before going outside to avoid getting more freckles.

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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
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