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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest

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Ways To Make The Medicine Cats Hate You

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by Lost_Prophecy

by Lost_Prophecy

                                    
                                              •Politely ask Mothwing if she could check up on your dead family.
                          •Ask Jayfeather what his favourite colour is.
                          •Give Hawkheart a cuddle and a big, wet, sloppy kiss.

                          •Refuse to check Yellowfang over for ticks.
                          •Challenge Cinderpelt to race a win.
                          •Challenge Cinderpelt to a race and let her win.
                          •Dangle a tissue over Runningnose's head and make him jump for it.
                          •Call Spottedleaf a wrinkly old prune.
                          •Beat Goosefeather in a farting competition.
                          •Tell Brambleberry to put on sunscreen before going outside to avoid getting more freckles.