Bluestar: Heartfire!
Fireheart: What?
Bluestar: I'm sending you out in a wiggly woggly warrior mission!
Fireheart: Erm... Ok?
Bluestar: You have to bring me a...
Fireheart: Yes?
Bluestar: A... FLUFFY PINEAPPLE!!!
Fireheart: A fluffy pineapple?
Bluestar: YES! FLUFFY! FLUFFY! FLUFFFFFFFFYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fireheart: Ok then... *walks away to find one*
Cinderpelt: Hi Fireheart! What are you doing?
Fireheart: Bluestar wants a fluffy pineapple. Where in the name of StarClan will I find one of those?
Cinderpelt: *raises an eyebrow* They're everywhere!
Fireheart: Where?
Cinderheart: I'll call them! *grabs megaphone* HERE FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY PINEAPPLES! COME HERE!
Random Fluffy Pineapples: Hi! *roll towards Fireheart and cuddle him*
Fireheart: Arrrgh!!! Get away from me!!!
Bluestar: OH MY STARCLAN!!!!!!!! FLUFFY PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *steals megaphone and stars to kill the fluffy pineapples* FLUFFY!!!! SO FLUFFY!!!
Fireheart: O_o O_O o_O.
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Ways To End Up In The Darkforest
HumorWays To End Up In The Dark Forest is a fun little book full of your favourite cats having fun and giving you plenty of LOLs! Entertain yourself by watching a CRAP show with Mosskit, Larchkit and Snowkit. Read Cloudtail's warrior code or be enchanted...
