I Am a Perfectly Okay Height

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Source Of Idea: fuck-you-i-am-spiderman on Tumblr

That URL is amazing

Universe: My Human AU~~~~~~~~~~~

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Universe: My Human AU
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Peridot grumbled as she balanced on a chair, trying to reach her alien plush that was resting on the top shelf of the cupboard. Lapis sat nearby in a chair, reading some magazine, chuckling.
     "I swear to god, Lazuli, I'm gonna kill you," Peridot muttered under her breath as she tried to not fall off. Sadly, Peridot failed, and she started falling off the chair. Lapis heard Peridot's squeak and jumped up to catch her girlfriend in her arms.
     "Careful," Lapis giggled, setting her flustered short girlfriend down on the ground. "Do you need help? I could get it down for you." Humphing, Peridot crossed her arms.
     "Are you assuming that since I am.. vertically challenged.. that I am less than you?" Peridot asked, glaring up at her blue-haired girlfriend. "Well, I am fine! I can get along just fine, being below the average human height!"
"Alright then," Lapis laughed, sitting down again.

Five minutes later, Lapis could hear Peridot mumbled a little, "Help meeeeeeee." She smiled as she set down the magazine to help her girlfriend.

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I'm gonna slow down the updates a little I think I'm spamming too much so people aren't getting to read my chapters

I came up with an idea for mermaid lapis I'm gonna draw it yes

Am I writing too many of the same AUs should I start switching it up

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Thanks for reading!
- AsianDragonQueen

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