Hamiltots

Aaron Butt

Aaron clung to the cold metal bar, ready to swing to the next one. He reached out and grasped the next one, his hands clenched so tight that they were numb. His eyes widened as he felt his pants start to slip from his waist. His grip tightened on the bar and he swung to the next one, his pants still slipping. He felt the cool, but slightly humid April air hit the top off his butt and he crinkled his face in fear. He quickly grabbed hold of the next bar and swung to it, his pants and underwear falling clean off of him. He heard laughter from his classmates as he dropped to his feet and pulled his pants off his ankles. Luckily they had only seen his arse and not his front side, so he still had a bit of privacy left.
"That's what you get for playing with Thomas and James on the King's side of the playground!"Alex shouted.
Everyone but Hercules laughed and Laf stepped through the crowd. "I can know rightfully call you a pain in the arse!" He giggled, causing everyone on the playground to cackle with delight.

"Aaron Burr?" Alex yelled. "More like Aaron Butt!"
Everyone clapped and wheezed except for Hercules, who pushed his way to the front of the group and turned to Alex. "Alex! He's your friend!" He scolded.

"Not since his shenanigans got Eliza's dad out of a job!" Alex sassed back.
Hercules crossed his arms, it was difficult to do so in his peach sack but he managed. "That still doesn't make you bullying him exceptional- ooble able. Exceptible? It's not okay!" Hercules snapped. He marched over to where Aaron stood, crying.
Hercules tapped Aaron's shoulder, and Aaron whirled around. "I supposed you're here to call me Aaron Butt like everyone else?" He whimpered.
"No! Never! I don't think that anybody should be calling you that." Hercules frowned sympathetically. He noticed Aaron's scraped knee. "Why don't we get that cleaned up? Let's go to Mr.Miranda, I'm sure he can sort through Alex's misbehavior."

"Okay." Aaron nodded.
"Oh look! It's Aaron Butt and his sidekick, Hercules Buttigan!" Alex screamed across the playground. Everyone laughed in turn with the hilarious (to preschoolers) joke.
Hercules shot Alex a look before patting Aaron's shoulder. "Don't let him get to you Aaron, he's just being a bully." Hercules had no idea what had gotten into his friend, but he didn't like it. It happened ever since he started hanging out with that Maria girl.