Hamiltots

IRL-OTP aka Jitty

"Al... I have something I have to tell you." James sat next to his brother on the comfy purple couch.

Alex looked at his brother. "What is it?"

"Can you pause... your show?" James asked, not knowing the name of the show Alex was in the midst of watching.

Alex raised his eyebrows. "Pause 60 minutes? This must really be serious James! What is it? Are you okay?"

"Yes, I'm fine." James chuckled, of course Alex was watching 60 minutes, such an Alex thing to do. "It's just... some news."

Alex shrugged and paused 60 minutes. "You better hurry up this is a pretty interesting episode James."

"Got it." James nodded understandingly and then took a deep breath. "Well, here's the thing Al. Martha and George? They're extremely kind people-"

"Yes. They are."

"But I don't want to take up room in their apartment with them feeding me. And I know they say I'm not a burden, but I found a place I could move, and I think it would be the best situation over all. I'd still work at your school and visit all the time!" James explained quickly. James searched Alex's face for any sort of expression.

Alex frowned and thought for a moment. "Where would you be staying exactly?" He questioned, needing to know details about his brother.

"I would be staying with the Schuylers, they have a small guest house above their garage."James sighed.

Alex raised his eyebrows in shock. "So you'd be staying with Kitty? That's a big step in a relationship!"

"No. Not like that, on the weekends I'd be doing a paid internship at Philip Schuyler's company, and during the week interning for your school. It's what I'd be doing for the family that has scored me this, not the fact that I'm dating Kitty." James murmured awkwardly.  "And I'd actually prefer if you'd keep me and K-"

"Jitty?" Alex interrupted.

"What?"

"You and Kitty equals Jitty. I decided against Kames because that's just weird James. It's just weird." Alex said blatantly.

James nodded slowly. "Anyway... Can you not tell anyone about-?" James couldn't bare himself to say it. "Don't tell anyone about Jitty."

"But what about the Jitty fanclub?" Alex exclaimed.

"The what?"

"Jitty Fanclub! People from school who's irl-otp is Jitty." Alex explained.

James blinked stupidly. "I have zero idea what any of the words you just said mean.Like that was serious jibberish."

"They're in real life one true pairing!" Alex giggled. "We meet twice a week, friday's in school and tuesdays at Hercules' house! We talk about the IRL-OTP a.k.a Jitty!"

James was at a loss for words. 

1. How the hell did his brother know all these strange words and internet things he barely knew of?

2. What exactly was Jitty?

3. Why is there a Jitty fanclub?

Somehow James brought himself to speak. "What I mean is, you can't discuss Jitty at the Schuyler Manor. Please and thank you."

"Can we use the Jitty codeword we use around Mr.Miranda so he doesn't find out you guys are dating?" Alex asked eagerly.

James looked down at his brother with a pained expression on his face. "Please don't tell me it's 'ship' or 'Kames'."

"Pfft!" Alex rolled his eyes. "It's croissant."