Hamiltots

Suggested by mydestroyaromanca

mydestroyaromance

Laf crossed his arms angrily and huffed. "How dare you!"
"How dare I? You're the meanie-poo!" Hercules shouted in response.
"Non. You are!" Laf sneered at his former friend, a look of disgust twinkling in his eyes, mixed with anger and hostility.
Hercules, the bigger of the two, shoved Laf's chest and snickered as the boy fell to the ground. "Why don't you just go back to France? All of us want you too!" Hercules was normally a very non-violence person, but Laf had publically embarrassed him, and he was going to pay. "None of us like you! None of us ever have!"
Laf whimpered as he picked himself off the ground. "Why not?"
"Because you mock us witrh your 'Stupid American's' phrase!" Hercules punched a nearby tree, cracking some of the trunk.
"Well maybe that's just because you're all stupid Americans!" Laf shrieked, his face turning red.
The whole class gasped. Everyone that had been playing on the playground had gathered around, staring. "I- I didn't mean it!"
"Oh sure! Sure! You do to!" Hercules spat, pushing on Laf again.
Laf stood up. "You want to make this physical?" 

"I don't know what that means, but sure!" Hercules yelled, pulling back his fist and punching. Luckily, Laf ducked and reached up, grabbing Herc's arm.

 Laf attempted to hurt him, but grunted in effort. 

Hercules kicked Laf's stomach and Laf fell quick to the ground. 

Herc climbed atop of Laf, straddling him and grabbing his hands.

Laf strruggled to get Hercules off of him, but failed. Hercules pulled his arm back once more to punch Laf, but somebody shouted; "Stop!" 

Mr. Miranda saw movement out of the corner of his eye and stood up to investigate. Movement wasn't an odd thing at a preschool playground, but if you saw the Playground Peasants mixing with the Tar people, it was a BIG deal. He walked over to the big group, and as soon as he saw what was going on he shouted; "Stop!" He picked Hercules off of Laf. "Boys! That was extremely inappropriate! What happened?"

"Laf was mea-"

"Hercules decided tha-"

"And then he yelled big fancy wo-"
"He tried to punch me-"

"And so I fought bac-"
"One at a time!" Mr.Miranda roared.
The two boys glared at each other before Hercules started. "Laf was bullying one of the playground peasants-"
"I was not!"
Herc was close to tears. "And so I told him to stop and he didn't. So I was just trying to stop him. It wasn't worth it!"
Mr. Miranda turned to face Laf. "You're side of the story?"
"The playground peasant person was being real annoying so I told them to shut up, go home and pull their damn pants up. Herc said that was mean of me and I said how dare he and then it got out of hand!" Laf whined.
"Can you to hug, make up and forget?" Mr. Miranda asked hopefully.
Hercules and Laf exchanged a glance and nodded. "Yes Mr. Miranda." They said in unison, grinning at each other.