"Are you sure these are appropriate for school?" Philip asked, holding up the black playboy bunny outfit skeptically.
"Well, I wouldn't call them appropriate, but we can wear them to school." Dick said, pressing the outfit to his chest to look at himself in the mirror of the sexy costumes isle.
Philip folded the womans-bathingsuit-looking outfit under his arm and wandered into the main isle of the BDSM store the pair was in.
The store had already been decked out for Halloween, and three mannequins stood in the main isle, showing off sexy Halloween animal outfits.
The next isle over held candies, and it took Philip a moment to realize they were all shaped like dicks.
"How do you even know this place?" Philip asked Dick, picking up a bag of gummy dicks and looking at them.
"I work part-time here on weekends." Dick said, looking over and winking at the woman at the counter who rolled her eyes and adjusted her dyed-purple hair.
"Don't you have to be at least 18 to work here?" Philip asked, putting down the gummy dicks and picking up a large lollipop shaped like a dick.
"Probably." Dick answered "The manager is always too drunk or high to care."
"Oh." Philip said, moving on to the next isle, which held vibrators and dildos.
"Stay out of the pain-kink isle," Dick said "there's some pretty fucked up shit in there."
"I found the shoes." Philip replied, swerving into a different isle.
"The far end has thigh-high boots." Dick called back "I'll come join you in a second."
"Have you ever walked in heels?" Dick asked when they were both in the isle.
"Ya. I'm pretty good at it, too." Philip said "Frances and I used to steel my mom's heels and see who could last the longest without falling."
"Good." Dick said, pulling out some thigh-high boots "we want these heels as tall as we can get them."
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Philip Hamilton x George Eacker becuz I said so
FanfictionModern Hamilton where the duel between George and Philip is in a school parking lot, and instead of dying Philip breaks his arm, and then they fall in love. Be prepared for them to be out of character. Also be prepared for inaccurate descriptions of...
