Philip Hamilton x George Eacker becuz I said so

Chapter Thirty Four - Halloween pt.2

(In the part last chapter where Philip puts on makeup makes no sense, I'm sorry. I don't know how to do makeup.)

Practically the second Philip killed the engine of his car in one of the school's parking spots, Dick was tapping in the passenger window.

"What's up?" Philip asked as Dick climbed in.

"I got the bunny ears." Dick said, opening his jacket and pulling a pair out of a large pocket.

"Thanks." Philip said, carefully placing the bunny ears on his head while Dick put on another pair.

"So, for our big entrance I got one of the special effects kids to play music by Cupcakke when we walk in." Dick said, leaning forward to check his makeup in the rearview mirror.

"Her song Deepthroat?" Philip asked.

"Of course, it's my favorite song by her." Dick said.

"Obviously." Philip said.

"Everyone, or mostly everyone, will be in the entrance hall about now checking out each other's costumes- let's go." Dick said, climbing back out of the car.

Philip followed, then hesitated.

"We won't be learning today, so leave your bag and coat," Dick said like he could read Philip's mind "but bring your phone. Put it in your boot if you need to."

Philip nodded and together they walked into the building.

Deepthroat started as soon as they opened the doors. Philip could feel the eyes on them before he even saw people staring. Dick linked arms with him in some sort of act of support.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" Someone yelled over the music.

"The best goddamn outfit ever- you wish you could pull it off!" Dick said before starting to rap along with Cupcakke.

Philip wasn't sure if by 'you wish you could pull it off' Dick meant the wouldn't look good in the outfit, or the didn't get to fuck Dick. Knowing Dick, it could be either.

"Excuse me, I don't believe those outfits follow dress-code." A male teacher said as Dick and Philip walked into a hallway branching off from the entrance hall.

"Believe me, they follow the code." Dick said, continuing to walk away, still linking arms with philip.

"Oh, I believe otherwise." The teacher said, trying hard to look Dick in the eyes.

Dick sighed and reached into his boot, purposely sticking his butt in the teachers direction as he pulled out a piece of paper.

"It says here," Dick said, pointing to a underlined section on the paper "That it is only necessary for a boy not to have sagging pants, and should be wearing a shirt. Technically, this is a shirt, so no, it does not break dress-code."

Dick sassy-walked away, dragging Philip behind him and leaving the teacher standing open-mouthed in their wake. Philip grinned- this really would be a memorable day.