Philip Hamilton x George Eacker becuz I said so

Chapter Fifty - Philip is Pregnant

(The picture above is my sketch for George and Philip's kid. Sorry it's shitty)

"Ugh I feel like I'm pregnant." Philip groaned, leaning back and holding his stomach. They were all sitting at the coffee table since there wasn't enough room at the dining table. "I ate too much."

"Please name the baby after me!" Marie said.

"Please, Marie, if he's naming it after anyone he's naming it after me." Frances said, her arm around her girlfriend.

"Frances is such a boring name, though." Henry said.

"Excuse you." Frances answered.

"Who's the person who got you pregnant?" John asked.

Philip thought for a moment before putting his hand on George's thigh. "George." He said.

George blushed and pulled his leg away from Philip's touch. "No I'm not." He said.

"Yes you are. I have the DNA results!" Philip argued.

"You have DNA results for your fake, unborn baby?" George asked.

"Yes, and you're the Dad. Raise this child with me or start paying child support." Philip said.

"I'm not paying child support." George said.

"What about child support?" Alex asked, entering the room.

"Philip is pregnant and George is the Father but he won't pay child support." G answered.

"George, pay child support. I want my grandkid to grow up in a good home." Alex said.

"But I don't have to pay child support if I help raise the child." George said.

"Your so sweet!" Philip cooed, hugging George "Our child is not only gonna be the prettiest, but the most badass, too!"

"You still have to name it after me, though." Marie said.

"Are you calling me pretty?" George asked.

"I'm calling myself pretty. You're ok-looking." Philip said.

George rolled his eyes but smiled anyways.

"No, he'd name the baby after me because I'm his twin sister!" Frances argued. While George and Philip had been talking the rest of the group had gotten into an argument about what the baby would be named, even though it wasn't real.

"Oh, please, he'd name it after me- I'm his Dad." Alex argued, still standing in the doorway.

Philip turned to George while everyone was still arguing "I don't know about you, but I'd like to name the baby after my grandma on my Mom's side. Her name is Catherine."

"Could our fake baby's middle name be Anna, after my mother?" George asked.

"Jesus Christ, we're planning this like there's actually going to be a baby." Philip laughed "But yes, it's middle name can be Anna."

"How will we tell them that we're not naming it after any of them?" George asked, gesturing to Philip's cousins.

"The baby isn't real, why do they need to know?" Philip asked.

"Fair point." George answered.