"What are you getting our dearest George for his day of birth?" Philip asked his cousin, once again imitating a fancy British lady.
"Things." G said, elbowing through the crowd of people in the hallway to get to his locker.
"What things, if you don't mind?" Philip asked.
"Some books. Some candy. New pens." G said "What about you? What are you getting out dearest George?"
"A cat." Philip said, rocking on his heals, clearly proud of himself.
"What the Hell, Philip. You can't just give people cats without a warning." G said, shoving his stuff into his backpack.
"Well, I'm giving him Tiger, who he's met before, so I guess there's a bit of a warning?" Philip asked.
"You're going to need to get him bowls for cat food and water, and a bed for Tiger." G said "And some cat toys."
"Already have some from when we bring the cats inside for the winter." Philip said "I've gotta go now. See you at Dick's for the party?"
G nodded before the two split ways.
-time skip brought to you by a lazy author-
"Philip!" Dick's mom cooed as she let the boy, along with Theo and Frances, into her home. "How have you been? It's been so long since I've seen you!"
Philip exchanged pleasantries with her for a minute as his sister and her girlfriend walked into the living room, before setting down the travel-cage Tiger was in, along with the bag full of cat things.
Philip opened the cage and then wandered into the living room with the cat, where he could hear voices.
The group of eight (not including Philip) were seated on or around the couch watching TV, oblivious to Philip behind them.
Philip watched them for a moment and smiled.
Philip quietly leaned over the back of the couch and set Tiger in George's lap.
"Hello Tiger!" George cooed, petting the cat, who purred. "Why is he here?" The question was directed at Philip.
"He's for you." Philip said "For your birthday."
George's face lit up. "Really?" He asked. Philip smiled and nodded.
"You were true to your word, Philip." George said "This really is the best birthday present ever."
"I don't know, man," Dick cut in "getting a dildo would be a pretty good present."
Theodosia whacked him over the head with a bible.
(The comments you guys leave on this fanfic are great.
Tiger is from Chapter Eight if you don't remember.
Also, to shamelessly self-promo I have a Pheacker oneshot out called Irrational Wishes, as well as another Pheacker fanfiction called The Second Shot.)
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