Philip Hamilton x George Eacker becuz I said so

Chapter Sixty Six - Relationship Advice and Attacking Mr.King

"I bet if I kicked this hard enough I could hit Mr.King in the head." Will said, holding up and orange and squinting as if to measure the distance and how hard he would have to kick to hit their teacher on the head.

"Please don't do that." Philip said, adding bits of bread to the pile of disgusting food he and Frances were creating in an empty applesauce container.

"Why not?" Will asked.

"Because you'll get in trouble." Philip answered.

"Do it." Frances whispered, grinning. She and Will tended to only cause trouble when they spent time with each other.

"I'm gonna do it." Will said, preparing to drop-kick the orange.

"Please don't!" Philip said just before Will kicked it.

It sailed over the cafeteria and landed just next to Mr.King who jumped and looked around angrily for the culprit. He decided it was a group of Sophomores and began to lecture them.

"Damn. I missed." Will said, turning back to his lunch.

Philip rolled his eyes.

"Were you the one who kicked the orange at Mr.King?" David asked, coming to sit with them.

Will smirked and did finger guns as an answer.

David sighed and put his head down on the table.

"What's wrong?" Philip asked.

"Dick." David said.

"Dick as in penis-dick or as in local whore-Dick?" Will asked.

"Richard." David said.

"What did he do?" Philip asked.

"You all know we fucked, right? I feel like he would have told you that." David asked.

"Mmhm." Will hummed.

"Well since then he hasn't made any moves suggesting he wants to do it again." David sighed. "Before he was all sexual innuendos and straying hands and now he's probably off fucking other people."

"So?" Will asked.

"I'm kind of really into him. And I feel like I was just an easy fuck to him." David said, rolling peas around his lunch tray.

"Well, have you made any moves towards him?" Frances asked.

David shook his head.

"Maybe he's waiting for you to make the next move. I've learned from personal experience that eventually, you're going to have to stop dancing around each other, because if you do, you might be missing out on a great relationship. Maybe even the love of your life. Go get your man." Frances said.

"Ya, but how to I make the next move?" David asked.

"Catch him alone and tell him how you feel, or ask him out or something." Philip said.

"What if he doesn't want to be in a relationship with me, though?" David asked.

"Then hypnotize him and erase his memory." Will said.

David rolled his eyes.

"I bet I could throw this and hit Mr.King with it." Will said, picking up one of the badly cooked chicken nuggets from David's tray.

Philip sighed and watched his friend raise his arm to throw the nugget.