Philip Hamilton x George Eacker becuz I said so

Chapter Thirty Five - Halloween pt.3

(The comments you guys leave on this story are ridiculous, I love it)

"Why is Deepthroat playing?" George asked, looking up at the speakers positioned in the ceiling, as if they would provide an answer.

"Oh my god, look at Dick and Philip." Theodosia, who was dress as Elvis, said, looking towards the doors.

George turned, expecting something ridiculous like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turle skin suits, and was instead met with the two of them in Playboy Bunny outfits.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" Someone shouted over the music. Dick replied with a sassy comeback, but George wasn't really listening.

Philip looked drop-dead gorgeous.

Was it possible for someone to triple their gayness when faced with a super hot man in a skimpy outfit? George felt like he was realizing he was gay all over again.

"I need to sit down." George said as Dick and Philip walked into a hallway branching off from the Entrance Hall.

George sat down on the floor. David joined him.

"You two look like you just got told you're the heir to the throne of England or something, and you don't understand how or why you're the heir." William said. It was a weird analogy, but George kinda got it.

"I have just realized I'm not actually straight." David muttered.

"Come on you two," Frances said, pulling George and David up "time to stop being gay on the floor."

"Did anyone actually know they were going as Playboy Bunnies?" Eston asked when they were all standing.

"I knew they were going as bunnies, just not Playboy ones." Alice Jasmine said from behind them.

AJ and Marie had cosplayed as Scorpius and Albus from the new Harry Potter Book. AJ has pulled her blond hair back in a ponytail, and Marie had ruffled her short dark curls in such a way she did look like a Potter. They were both wearing Slytherin robes.

"I knew they were going as Playboy Bunnies." Marie said, grinning and obviously boasting that she knew something no one else did.

"They told you but not me?" G said in a hurt tone. "The utter betrayal!" He pressed his face into Eston's shoulder and began fake-crying. Eston looked uncomfortable.

"Well," Theodosia said "we better go find Dick and Philip, shouldn't we?"

Together, they began down the hallway Philip and Dick and exited through.

(*whispers* Alice and Marie are going to be an interracial lesbian couple at one point)