Percy Jackson- Shots

Interview with the seven

To Annabeth: What do you like most about Percy?

Annabeth: His heart.

Athena: That's nice dear-

Annabeth: And his personality

Athena: Well I guess that sweet...

Annabeth: And his eyes

Athena: Annabeth honey

Annabeth: And his smoking hot bod

Athena: ANNABETH

Annabeth: Sorry mom.

Athena: That's better.

Annabeth: Oh and he's an awesome kisser

Athena: I WILL MURDER YOU PERSEUS JACKSON

Percy: Help?

_______________________________________________________________________________________

To Percy: Does Annabeth know that you and Rachel kissed?

Annabeth: Wait-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Percy: Now Annabeth... I can explain...

Annabeth: WHEN DID YOU KISS HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Rachel: Well, actually, I kissed him...

Annabeth: WHEN WAS IT???????????????

Percy: Right before the Titan War. You know, when Beckendorf went... Kaboom...

Rachel: And you two didn't start dating until after the war...

Annabeth: SO

Rachel: SO IT WAS OK FOR ME TO KISS HIM

Annabeth: PERCY

Rachel: YEAH PERCY

Percy Jackson is unable to take your call. Please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*

________________________________________________________________________________________

 To Percy, Jason,  Frank and Leo: If you had never met your girlfriends, who would you date?

Percy: Um, one question. Why is Leo here? He doesn't have a girlfriend

Leo: That's what you think

Percy: ._.

Jason: Ummm I don't know probably Annabeth

Percy: STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND GRACE

Jason: THE QUESTION WAS "IF"

Percy: STILL. STAY AWAY

Frank: Piper... I guess...

Percy: I can't imagine life without Annabeth

Fangirls: AWWWWWWWWWWWW

______________________________________________________________________________________

To Annabeth: How do you feel about Percy proposing to you?

Annabeth: Wait... What? We haven't even talked about that... I mean, if he did... Um I guess...

Piper: WAIT PERCY YOU'RE GOING TO PROPOSE TO ANNABETH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Percy: Uh, no! Well, I'd like to... WAIT NO ANNNABETH

Annabeth: PERCY IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

Percy: NO MA'AM

______________________________________________________________________________________

To all: Did you ship Percabeth from the start?

Rachel: No

Beckendorf: Yup

Silena: OMG YES YES YES YES #ORIGINALPERCABETHSHIPPER

Grover: Please, Silena, I was the original Percabeth shipper!

Tyson: Yes! I like brother and Annabeth!

Thalia: It was so obvious that Percy and Annabeth liked each other!

Annabeth:*hides face in hands*

________________________________________________________________________________________

To Piper: Are you aware that Jason is cheating on you?

Piper: WHAT?!?!?!??!

Leo: Yeah, Piper. Jason's seeing someone else

Piper: WHAT??? WHO????

Jason: NO I'M NOT

Jason: I'M ONLY DATING YOU PIPER

Percy: No he's not...

Piper: JASON I WANT TO KNOW WHO ELSE YOU'RE DATING RIGHT NOW

Jason: No one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: Well how come I saw you making out with a brick in your cabin yesterday?

Piper: A... a brick?

Jason: I was no making out with a brick, Leo

Leo: Sure you weren't....

______________________________________________________________________________________

To Percy and Annabeth: When did you start to like each other?

Percy: Right before the Titan war

Annabeth: Oh... Um...

Percy: What is it, Annabeth?

Annabeth: I started to like you when we were 12...

Percy: Oh...

Annabeth: Yeah...

Percy: ...

Annabeth: Well,  gotta go!

Percy: Yeah me too!