If You Were Gay...

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Emma: Gina. Gina. Gina.

Emma: Gina.

Emma: Gina.

Emma: Gina.

Regina: WHAT EMMA?!

Emma: I saw a really sexy girl today

Regina: And? Good for you.

Emma: Are you jelly?

Regina: Who the hell says that anymore? And no I'm not.

Emma: I think you are 😏

Regina: Emma, I'm not jealous I'm trying to study.

Emma has added Ruby Lucas and LilyDragon to the chat

LilyDragon: Okay two things. One: Hellooooo guys. Two. You all have boring names. It's just your names. Yawwwn.

Emma: Just shush. I told Regina I saw a sexy girl today and she's totally jealous.😏😏

Regina: I'm not jealous! Because I'm NOT GAY.

Ruby Lucas: Sure Jan...🙄

Regina: Stop memeing me.

LilyDragon: Regina, it doesn't matter if you were gay...Emma is. Ruby is bi. I may not be, but I don't have a problem with it.

Regina: Look I do not care that Emma was eyeing up some girl okay? I repeat I'm not gay and I'm trying to study.

Emma: If you were gay, that'd be okay. I mean 'cause, hey, I'd like you anyway.

Regina: You already like me though Emma.

LilyDragon: Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay (but I'm not gay).

Regina: Ruby, Emma and Lily. Please I'm trying to study and before you get all smart assy with me, I can't turn my phone off because I put all my notes on there that I got from Killian.

LilyDragon: If you were queer I'd still be here, year after year because you're dear to me. And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today "Hey! Guess what, I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay)

Emma: And she's still here for me and Ruby!

Ruby Lucas: I'm happy just being with you. So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with girls?

Regina: That's gross.

Emma: No it's not! It's the most amazing thing in the entire World. I can show you one day if you like 😉

Regina: Shut up Emma.

Emma: If you were gay I'd shout hooray! And here I'd stay, but I wouldn't get in your way. You can count on me to always be beside you every day, to tell you it's okay,
You were just born that way, and, as they say, it's in your DNA,
You're gay!

Regina: I'm not gay!

LilyDragon: If

Ruby Lucas: You

Emma: WERE

Regina: I give up.

Emma: Look, I'm sorry Regina...I just...I have a really big crush on you and I was hoping that if you got jealous..It might show you like me to...

Regina: You should have just told me.

Emma: But you're not even gay...

Regina: I'm not gay. I'm bi actually and yes I will admit I was jealous. I like you too.

Emma: Really?!

Regina: Yes really.

Emma: Awesome! That sexy girl I saw...It was you...

Regina: Emma I'm blushing now stop...And getting even more distracted from studying.

Emma: I can make you forget all about it if you know what I mean 😉😉😉

Regina: Ooh... 😉

Ruby Lucas and LilyDragon have left the chat.

A/N: Well this is for you j_oliver tried to be diffrent with it, hope you enjoyed 😂😂😂

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