Emma Swan sat front of the classroom, bored out of her mind. She wanted to do a practical experiment but instead they were writing notes on magnets.
Fucking magnets. What were they? Five?
"Miss Mills if we're learning about magnets can we atleast do an experiment with some?" Killian asked raising his hand.
"I agree." Emma said perking up.
Soon the entire class began to agree and Regina sighed as she stood up, removing her glasses from her face.
"If you finish the work before..." She looked at her watch. "Two thirty, we'll have fifteen minutes to spare so I'll show you some things we can do with magnets."
The class continued to write their notes quickly, Emma tried to but she was bored.
"Miss Swan."
Emma looked up from her paper to see her teacher Regina Mills looking at her with her eyebrows raised.
"Get on with your work."
"But Miss I'm bored. We're supposed to be in Science class and we're not doing any experiments. It's bullcrap." Emma said standing up and kicking her chair gently.
"Miss Swan, sit back down or so help me." Regina said calmly.
Emma huffed but sat back down and began to write again.
"Miss?"
"Yes Miss Swan?"
Emma tilted her head to the side and stared at Regina. "Do you like Math?"
"I wouldn't say it's my favorite subject, but it's alright. Why?"
"Because I want to add you to my life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply ourselves."
The class began to laugh and Regina shook her head. "Miss Swan. As much as that is highly innapropriate...It's also impossible. It's basic knowledge really. You and I both don't have a penis, therefore we cannot multiply ourselves."
The class began to laugh harder at her comeback which caused Emma to sink into her chair.
She glanced at the clock and sighed quietly when only ten minutes had passed. In the corner of her eye she saw Regina going to each student and checking their work.
Next was Emma.
She felt Regina's warm breath on the back of her neck and it sent chills down her spine.
"Are you a scientist?" Regina whispered.
"No.."
"Oh...Because I wanna do you on a table periodically." Regina smirked.
Emma turned her head to the side and gave a smirk of her own.
"You're a Science teacher...Which is close enough to a Scientist."
"Then I guess you'll have to do me on a table."
Regina walked away to the next student and Emma turned around, her eyes landed on her ass straight away.
Maybe being in Science class and not doing experiements isn't so bad after all.
A/N: I...I told you this would be shit EvilRegal10lp and j_oliver 😂😂😂