Once Upon A Time SwanQueen One Shots

Payback

A/N: Part two to Sex Demon, this time instead of Emma doing a demon voice, Regina will be doing some things MsHeartAttack does. Go watch her videos she's hilarious.

Emma and Regina had gotten closer after Emma's little demon voice joke, they'd say they're best friends...And once a best friend has been pranked...It was time for payback.

As they were playing Call Of Duty, Regina decided it was time to mess with Emma.

"I feel like we should go on a date. We could watch some Lion King and uh..Later that night I could coom on your tatas."

"Ha." Emma laughed. "That was lame."

"You're right." Regina nodded her head even though Emma couldn't see.

She let a few moments pass before trying again.

"So Emma, how are you?"

Emma laughed again but replied. "I'm good."

"Do you wanna be my side bitch?" Regina asked in a funny way. "I've been looking for one."

"Your what? Side bae?" Emma asked confused.

"Yeah I've been looking for one." She replied quickly.

"I didn't even know you were in a relationship...But cool that you're looking for one...I'm not."

"But just listen. These are the rules okay?"

"Oh alright." Emma said humoring Regina.

She'd let her have her bit of fun.

"One."

But before Regina could tell her, Emma died.

"Ohhh she died." Some random person said.

"She did?! Damnit now I have to go die. Bitches I swear..." She huffed before running into someone from the other team and allowing herself to get shot.

"Alright. Back to our conversation."

"Alright, tell me the rules."

"So the rules are, one. I get daily toe pictures. I'm really passionate about toes okay? I need daily belly button pictures, 'cause I'm a belly button licker so that's important to me. I like outies."

"WHAT?!" Emma exclaimed in shock.

The way Regina spoke, made her sound so serious that Emma couldn't tell if she WAS being serious or not.

"You okay?!" Emma laughed.

"I like outies." Regina said again.

"She's not kidding, I have to do that every single day for her." A different girl said.

Little did Emma know, Regina had asked her really good friend Tink to help with the little joke sometimes.

"Toes...?" Emma said nearly gagging. "Toes and belly button..."

"Oh yeah. But it has to be an outie. I love outies. It really does it for me."

"This is so werid..."

"Oh there's more rules."

"There's more?!" Emma asked in shock.

"Oh yeah yeah. We have to have puppies. Alright? 'Cause we're not gonna have kids. Because I don't want you losing interest in me."

"Okay...You're werid." Emma laughed.

"That was just number one."

"Oh there's more?"

"So number two, we have to have an adopted child."

"An adopted child? But you said we're not having kids."

"Yeah I know, but I really want a kid who is just there and has a cute accent. I wanna keep him in my closet. He can read us bedtime stories." Regina paused trying not to laugh. "And then-"

"There's more?!"

"Yeah, Tink what are the other two rules?" Regina asked.

"Oh you're in on this too?" Emma asked knowing who Tink was.

"Oh yeah, she's in on it."

"I don't have an outie belly button that's why she's looking for a side bitch." Tink explained.

"Oh."

"Yeah, I don't meet all the requirements."

"Yeah it's really sucky." Regina sighed. "But she does look like a potato and potatos really do it for me."

"Do you resemble a potato?" Tink asked.

"You know me. I'm not a potato." Emma chuckled.

"Aw...Atleast Tink can do that for me."

Regina and Tink went quiet for a while, just playing the game. Regina was figuring out what else to say...Then she remembered that one time where Killian, Emma's best guy friend called her Princess Emma.

"So you're a Princess?" Regina asked.

"No..." Emma replied slowly.

"Oh it's okay. You're MY Princess. You must be Cinderella because that dress will be disappearing tonight." Regina smirked.

Emma remained quiet, she just looked at her screen not knowing what to say. "Okay..."

"You get it? 'Cause Cinderella's dress disappears at night? You get it?" Regina replied in a deep voice trying to get a good reaction from Emma.

Emma just laughed and shook her head.  You're trying to hard.  She thought to herself.

"Okay Gina, I've had enough. You're trying to get me back for what I did to you but you suck." Emma laughed.

"I know." Regina groaned.

"If we're playing Princess though...You be Beauty and I'll introduce you to the Beast. If you know what I mean." Emma grinned.

"SEE!! That's better than what I came up with."

Regina sighed and shook her head, there was no way she could get Emma back when it's something like this...Emma didn't react and plus Regina sucked big time at being creepy and werid like Emma was.

Emma was the better person when it came to gaming and 'trolling'.