Welcome to my family..

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Ok ok ok, so we are moving! Yayyayayayayayyayayayaya. Anyways I'm sick right now, so I've been taking meds to you know BREATH. I hate taking meds without telling a parent that I trust that I took them because you know, DRUGS ARE BAD KIDS.

Anyways, my mum and my sister went to closing today with all these really serious people around a table as she signed papers for the house yadda yadda.

I took another dose of meds so I called mum to tell her. Keep in mind, her um.. ring tone is Bon Jovi, "Shot Through The Heart".....

So we were riding home and my sister looks at me and goes, "why on earth did you call your mother while she was dead in the middle of closing to tell her you took meds?" Me and mum were both laughing to hard to reply so she continues.

"We are sitting in the room filled with serious people in silence when mums phones goes off with, "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOUR TO BLAME DARLIN YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME."

By this point I was dying of laughter. Then she adds, "everyone was probably thinking, 'man. She must have gone through some break up.'

Guys I'm dead 😂

Anyways, love you all! Have a great day! ❤️❤️❤️

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