Alright so my best friend MinionCrazed just told me this story and I HAD to use it in this book. It was just too funny! Don't worry I asked her permission first. I'm not a copyright violate person or whatever. And this IS her story, this happened to her, not me. And she it great so you guys should totally follow her! Now on with the story!
"So mom was trynna find a bra, and I was on my phone. I heard laughing coming from a lady, and my brothers. She was a older lady,and luckily she didn't get offended ya know?
Because sometimes people get their panties in a bunch if moms decide to take their boys down the aisle but anyway.
My brothers were actually touching, and feeling the bras. And he picked up one and said, "Ooo, this one is really fluffy. Mom, this would be for you right?"
I look, and bust out laughing. He picked up one of those old lady bras. (The really big ones I assume. Big lady, big bra.)
Mom, me, and the woman laugh at him. He said he just wants the cushion in his shoes. And all three of us go, "THEIR NOT AS COMFORTABLE AS YOU THINK."
Then him and *insert her brothers name here (privacy reasons)* decided to put their hands in their shirts and act as if they had boobs.. That poor woman had a laughing fit.
Then they just kept feeling the bras."
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I have a quick message for y'all from her here: "ELLOOOOOO PEOPLE. I hope something here made you smile or laugh. Have a great day, smile. Im positive that it looks great on you. ~MinionCrazed"
SOOOO! I guess the lesson of the day here kids is: "to never take my brothers down the bra aisle."
PEACE OUT LOVES!
