My dad 😂

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Ok ok ok, so I just got back from eating supper with family. I'm having a section party for my trumpet section in band, and dad brought it up.

He says, "when is this section party of yours?"

"next Friday." He goes, "where?" "Mums." He was quiet while I talked to grandma.

I start talking about that there may only be 2 people coming and he pipes up.

"then there's not a reason to have a party."

"well mum and my miranda will be there so. That's five people." I stated.

"I can be there. I like pizza." He shoots hopefully. I was laughing before I replied. "yeah but this is a section thing! This is why I didn't want to have it at your house."

He replies with, "your mum is not in your section! nether is your sister. They aren't section people."

"miranda was in band for 5 years!" I laughed. Dad suddenly snaps back with, "I played piano for a lot longer then that!"

That made me think of dan. keep in mind my dad does not like dan and phil. He thinks they are stupid.

So I replied, "hey! Dan plays piano! There you go, he's not stupid!"

my grandma was laughing while my dad quietly picked at his food before muttering, "well I like girls."

I lost it. 😂 Even my dad thinks their gay. 😂 I was laughing before saying, "their not gay! They are just nice people which is Foreign to you because there aren't many left!" I was laughing to hard to eat anything for like ten minutes. 😂

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