One Piece One Shots (Requests: Closed)

Ways to Say Stupid (Ichiji)

Requested by: Jadeitearrow
Yeah. Idk too. :P
I like it seeing as how I haven't gotten this far yet and I could only get my information from onepiece.wikia.com.
Enjoy it my lovely readers! >~<
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  It was like sparks when their eyes met, for her at least. For him, she was just another woman. He had little interest in her, but her body was a different story. What can I say about him? He's a giant pervert.
  She would follow him around and make sure he got everything he needed. She didn't mind, why would she, it was a part of the plan. What really bothered her was when he thought she liked him. The sad thing was though, she soon started to think the same thing.
  "Can you leave me alone for five seconds?" he rubs his temples just wanting peace and quiet.
  "No," she folds her arms, "I really can't, I'm sorry."
  "Why!? You're starting to get on my nerves! Leave me alone," he sighs aggravated.
  "No! Some would be afraid of you, but I'm not! I won't leave you alone because I love you!" she screams before turning and walking away.
  He's taken by suprise, before he just looks at the book in front of him. The thing that really surprised him was that he thought that he couldn't wait until she came back to bother him.
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  Confusion is what she feels watching the battle fold out in front of her. Sure she 'knew' the plan, but this was just chaos. Ichiji's eyes meet hers and they harden. She's taken by suprise. Sure she knows how much he hates her for crushing on him, but... isn't this a bit much?
  He sighs. Just when he was getting used to having (Y/n) Charlotte bothering him. He finds out that the whole time they were just going to kill his whole family. Bitch. And here I am, I just started to think I enjoyed her presence.
  She looks away to block off an attack. She feels a lump in her throat start to form. She was born into the wrong family. She was made for this, this was why she was conceived, so this isn't how she should feel. Why would she feel this way? Well, she just had to be born into this family, she just had to meet Ichiji, and she just had to fall in love with him.
  She finishes off her pursuer, she runs over, and throws her arms around Ichiji's neck just as he starts to turn around. She feels the pain of skin tearing, the blood pooling and soaking into her clothes.
  His eyes widen as she lets go of him, a smile still on her face. She coughs up a red substance that tastes like iron, wait that's called blood. Her face twists with pain as she feels another blow from behind. She collapses to the ground.
  Ichiji stands there completely confused before he jumps into action. He beats up the person he could only assume was after him, but she protected him. Why? Wouldn't it have been better if this person hurt me? Then it would've been easier to kill me, right? Then why did you get in the way, and why didn't he stop?
  The final blow made Ichiji feel better. Way better. He looks over at the (h/c) haired woman on the ground. He kneels down and puts his fingers to her neck; checking her pulse. She still has one, his breath leaves his lips prematurely. He stands back up. He now has new motivation to fight, other than just living; revenge.
  He didn't get why she did it, but she did it. He couldn't let a woman take a wound for him, and not get revenge for her. That was it. He doesn't love her, she planned to kill him. Just keep telling yourself that.
  He picks her up and he bites his lower lip. His anger boiling too much for his own good. He decides it's best to walk away, but it isn't that easy. He puts her on his back so he can continue fighting, but her safety was number one on his mind.
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  When she finally wakes up, she's rocking back and forth slightly. There's a warm hand intertwined in hers. She follows it to a man with bright red hair, and a really strange hairdo.
  Her face turns red and the door opens. Reiju steps in and smiles at her, "I didn't think you'd wake up so soon, (Y/n)."
  "W-where am I... where are we?" (Y/n) clears her throat and looks around again, "What happened? I... don't remember..."
  "You're injured. You were at least, you should be healed by now. I brought food for Ichiji, but I guess you should eat it," Reiju places the tray down, "Chopper said you needed medical treatment right away, but Sanji believed that it needed to be handled by Chopper. We're on the Straw Hat's ship. Chopper will be back to check up on you in a few hours. Please eat. I'll bring another tray for Ichiji."
  She leaves the room with a small smile on her face. (Y/n) looks at the tray, in order to actually eat, she'll need both hands. Her (e/c) orbs land on the poor exhausted man, not wanting to wake him up, she tries to take her hand away from his.
  She sighs as she pulls it away and clenches it. Her eyes widen as he lets out a groan, sitting up. She looks around debating if she should act like she's asleep, but when their eyes meet, she knows it's too late.
  "You're awake, thank goodness," he pulls her into a hug, "That was foolish. You stupid women."
  He buries his head into the crook of her neck, "You're so stupid. I thought you were going to die. You're so ignorant, dense, dull-witted, slow, simple-minded, vapid, idiotic, doltish, dumb, and incompetent; I could've dodged the stupid attack, but you took it for me... so... thank you."
  She blinks rapidly. Did he seriously say thank you? He looks into her eyes before leaning in and kissing her lips, "I love you."

-Extended-

  "Well, I came back at an awkward time," Reiju stands there with a tray in her hands, the door wide open. She walks in and places the tray down. She rushes to the door, "I'm sorry, continue. Act like I was never here."
  He sighs as she closes the door, "Too late for that."

~Ways to Say Stupid End~