Pretty little psycho (Mark/Darkiplier x reader) [COMPLETED]

Ch. 86: Friends vs. enemies

"Google. For the last time, how do we make Mark go but let me stay?!" Dark groaned. "Did you say; 'How do we ache shark flow but let me gray'?", Google grinned devilishly. "Oh my fucking god Google I will murder you." Dark said, pointing his index finger at Google's chest. "If I hadn't been a walking piece of software you might have been able to do that, Dark." Google said, unimpressed by Dark.
"I think you guys are forgetting that I'm here as well, and we all know no one messes with Wilford Warfstache" Wilford laughed. "Shut up you idiot. No one cares." Dark groaned again. "Google, why did we take you here? You're completely useless" he added, looking at the guy made of software. "Because Wilford is a dumbarse and you don't have the capability to process information at the same speed as I do. I'm the only one who can come up with a way to get rid of Mark." Google responded. "Then WHY haven't you?!" Dark yelled. "Did you say; 'Dan, why haven't you?'. I'm sorry to tell you, Dark, but my name is not Dan. If you're looking for Dan, you should go to London." Google grinned. Dark finally had enough of the bullshit and snapped at Google. "YOU FUCKING BITCHASS PIECE OF CUNTSUCKERS JUST TELL ME HOW TO GET RID OF MARK FUCKING FISCHBACH!" Dark yelled angrily. Google just smiled at Dark. "Because you can't."

Downstairs you, Mark, Ellen and Ethan had heard everything, or at least the part where Dark was yelling. Mark smiled to himself. "Looks like Google doesn't want to get rid of me just yet." He said. "That's good! But, we'll still have to stop them. One by one would probably be the best, and Google is the easiest one, so we might as well get him alone first and shut him off. Dark won't try anything on Mark until he's sure he'll be safe himself, and Google is the only one who can give him the right info." Ellen smiled. "Sounds good!" You said.

You guys had made up a plan to get Google. You would be the one to distract Dark, as you were the only one he trusted, and Mark would try to get Warfstache to do another interview, since the last one kinda failed. Ellen and Ethan would team up to get Google. Sean and Felix also wanted to help, so they were going to be making sure everything worked the way it should, and try to help come up with questions for Google.

You had decided to start the plan at midnight (how cliché), so you'd have plenty of time to prepare.
About half an hour before 12:00 Mark walked over to you. "Hey, Y/N."
"Hey Mark."
"I just want to thank you for everything... you know, you kinda did save my life multiple times. I wish there was something I could do for you!"
"Mark, you don't have to thank me for anything. I did what every other person with a little kindness in their body would have done."
"Still though! Really, you can ask me for anything, and I'll make sure you get it. You deserve the whole world, Y/N."
Mark stared into your e/c eyes, and you stared into his shiny brown ones.
"Whatever happens Y/N, I'll probably always owe you so much."
"No you don't. You've already given me everything I wanted! A place to stay, amazing friends, and even a wonderful guy to have fallen in love with..."
"What was that last part?"
"You know what it was."
You and Mark smiled at each other and he pressed a kiss on your cheek.
"Come on Y/N, we're going to have to prepare for the plan."
"Yeah, let's go."

WHOOOO SOME STUFF IS HAPPENIN

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I meant to ask: do you guys want another smut chapter? I can make it a lil' less extreme this time XD

Love, Ellen :D