The Spoof Crew Welcome

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Ivystar: Welcome to Warrior Cat Spoofs! I'm Ivystar as you already know, and these are my friends who are part of The Spoof Crew!

Chara/Mapleshadow: Greetings. 

Dorritofire: Hullo. 

Ravepaw: Hoi

Goosepaw: Hallo

Raven: ... Hey.

Oceanfall: Hi!

Stormycloud: No. *Walks into a corner* 

Shadowflame: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 

Stonepaw: *wildly leaps into air, shouting*  ALIENS! DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glasspaw: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hoverpaw: ALL HAIL THE ROYAL IVY

Sneakfur: *She sneaks up to the readers in a coat* Hey. *Opens coat to show assortment of cucumbers, cauliflower and an out-of-place tomato* Wanna buy some veggies.. and a tomato?

Breadpaw: *Is being attacked by ducks* HELP MEEE

Electricpaw: *Is currently holding a cellphone* Hey, there! *Tries to charge the Reader's device, but the phone explodes* 😶 Oops. (Breadpaw: DUDE WHAT THE FRICK)

Doritokit, Spoonkit and Mentokit: Hello! We come in later!

Eeveeheart:
.....................CIRCLETINE MY DUDES *flies away*

Everyone else: Oh great, another idiot

Ivystar: We will be staring in multiple spoofs throughout the book, sometimes, we'll just do something random. 

Goosepaw, Ravepaw, Glasspaw, Dorritofire, Pancakefoot, Shadowflame and Stonepaw (Chorus): RANDOMNESSSSSS 

Raven: Get to the point already, guys!

Ivystar: Fine. Anyways, enjoy the book of spoofs we made!

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