Fireheart: *Gathers the kits into the nursery*
Foxkit: Why are we doing this?
Fireheart: Because it's story time.. with me!
Icekit: I hate yu
Fireheart: I hate yu too. *Blocks entrance with boulder.... how you ask? With Mary Sue Powers* Now.. Have you ever heard of... John Squirrely?
Berrynose: I HAVEEE
Fireheart: Okay, okay, calm down.
Berrynose: *Knocks over Fireheart* AND STAY DOWN FIREBOTTOM
Kits: Are you gonna tell us a boring story about a squirrel?
Berrynose: No, but I will tell you a story... of Nose Berry! *Story ripples*
Once upon A time, there was a strong, handsome, buff tom named... Nose Berry! He saved kits and beat up criminals like Firebutt and Greybarf. He had a lot of cash and was mates with a beautiful she by the name of Honey. But then, the arch-nemesis of Nose Berry, Dr. Rattle came.
With his powerful bite, he attacked Honey and she fell at his anger.
Nose Berry slayed Dr. Rattle, then grieved for lost Honey.
Kits: Noo...
Berrynose: It gets better though!
Then, Nose Berry found Honey's sister, Pop Frost. She liked him, and he liked her. Soon, they were mates.
Nose Berry, Pop Frost, and their kits fought crime together, then were the masters of everything and anything. Then... Nose Berry switched his name to be... Berrynose.
Kits: *Dramatic Gasp* You are...
Berrynose: I am Nose Berry! *Flies out with kits*
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
