Goosetail: *Is staring intensely at a door*
Dorritofire: *Is passing by with a stuffed pepper* Oh, hey Goose-
Goosetail: Shush.
Dorritofire: ?
Goosetail: I'm trying to intimidate this door into opening.
Dorritofire: There's a doorknob.
Goosetail: It's locked. *Sniffs the air, then turns to look at Dorritofire's stuffed pepper* What is that?
Dorritofire: It's my stuffed pepper. Want some?
Goosetail: What's in it?
Dorritofire: More peppers, rice, taco meat and c-h-e-e-s-e.
Goosetail: I'll make one later.
Dorritofire: *Takes a bite out of the pepper* So, why are you trying to open that door anyways?
Goosetail: THERE ARE ENDLESS POSSIBLITIES
Dorritofire: 😶 THAT COULD MEAN ENDLESS PEPPERS
Goosetail: YEA
- Few hours later -
Goosetail and Dorritofire: *Staring at the door*
Ivy: *Passes by* Hey, what are you guys doing next to the closed bathroom?
Goosetail and Dorritofire: BATHROOM!?
Ivy: Yep. I also locked my Furby in there after I played with it at 3:00 AM.
Furby: I'm coming for you..
Goosetail and Dorritofire: ... We've wasted hours here
Ivy: Wow.
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