(A/N: I do not ship Jay x Stick in ANY WAY, ok? It's just a spoof. .... JAY x HALF MOON FANCLUB, UNITE)
Jayfeather puts his stick on his nest.
Jayfeather: I'll be right back, Sticky! Just need to go get herbs!
Tigerstar is hiding in the bush outside Jayfeather's den, listening.
Tigerstar: I will pull the most daring sharpie prank ever! *Holds up black sharpie* Color Jayfeather's stick black! MUAHAHA- *Coughing fit* I really need to work on my Muahaha's.
Jayfeather leaves the den and Tigerstar goes in.
Tigerstar pulls out a fake stick and replaces the real one as he takes the real stick.
Tigerstar exits, and goes back to his bush.
Tigerstar: *Pops off cap*
Jayfeather bursts through the bush, holding up the fake stick.
Jayfeather: WHO DARES TO TAKE MY STICKY-WICKY AND REPLACE IT WITH A LOWDOWN TWIG!?
Tigerstar: O-O' .... Oh Starclan.
Jayfeather: GET READY FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT! *Takes out flamethrower* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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'We have something more fun to see! LOOK AT THIS!'
*Shows kittens and plays fun music as Tigerstar screeches in the background*
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One-Eye: And that's how Tigerstar died, little kits.
Berrykit and Hazelkit: Wow!
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Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
