Tigerstar makes a friend... sort of.

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Tigerstar is sitting on a hill with a rock, looking at the sunset.

Tigerstar: Rock, you really get me.

Rock: ...

Tigerstar: Rock...will you be my best friend?

Rock: ...

Tigerstar: Yay! *Giggles like a little girl and then draws a face on the rock with a sharpie*

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Tigerstar and Rock Best Friends Forever Montage

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Tigerstar throws the rock at Firestar and it sends Firestar flying as Tigerstar laughs.

Singers: Best friends forever...

Tigerstar dresses himself and the rock up as barbies and have a tea party.

Singers: Neva' gonna be split apart...

Tigerstar and the rock watch Justin Beaver shows and Tigerstar shows the rock how to worship Justin Beaver.

Singers: A cat and a rock, a cat and a rock...

Tigerstar gives the rock a comic and "they" read it together.

Singers: It's really illogical... a cat and a rock...

Tigerstar is swinging the rock in a circle.

Singers: But they're Best Friends Forever....

Tigerstar: *Sings ending neatly* We're Best Friends Forever!

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End of Montage

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Darkstripe: *Whispers* Get him a med cat, Longtail.

Longtail: Already on it. *Runs to Yellowfang*

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