Ivy: I USE ONLY THE SHINIEST EGGPLANT FROM THE MOST SACRED PART OF THE UNICORN FOREST
Hoverpaw: BUT THAT'S IN NARNIA
Ivy: TOO BAD GO GET IT
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Goosetail: *Eats a potato*
Stonetail: OMG WHY YOU'VE KILLED US ALL
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(This idea is from Undertale the Musical)
Maple: Well, you have fun. *Jumps out the window*
Ivy and Raveclaw: 😶
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Ivy: MAPLE WHERE'S THE SALT
Maple: Uh..
Ivy: I NEED THE SALT SO I CAN DRAW A SALT CIRCLE AROUND US BECAUSE THE DEAMON IS ALERGIC TO SALT AND HE'S GONNA GET ME, YOU, GOOSETAIL, STONETAIL, GLASSTAIL, RAVEN AND RAVECLAW IF I DON'T GET THE SALT RIGHT NOW SO TELL ME WHERE THE SALT IS
Maple: ... I left it downstairs.
Ivy: *Inhales* . . . Can anyone tell me what we are?
Glasstail: In danger?
Ivy: Fricked. We are fricked.
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Ivy: *Holds out a pickle to Hoverpaw* Smell this so I know how it smells and tastes.
Hoverpaw: *Smells it gingerly*
Ivy: Smell it harder.
Hoverpaw: *Smells it a bit harder*
Ivy: Smell it harder.
Hoverpaw: *Smells it at normal sniff level*
Ivy: Smell it harder.
Hoverpaw: *Smells it like a baby wrestler*
Ivy: Smell it harder.
Hoverpaw: *Smells it like the baby wrestler's pro dad*
Ivy: Smell it harder.
Hoverpaw: *Smells it like the baby wrestler's pro macho grandfather in his 40's*
Ivy: Smell it harder.
Hoverpaw: *Smells it at full force and he sucks it up his nose*
Ivy: Perfect, now walk off a cliff and tell me how it smells.
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Maple: I EAT PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN
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Stonetail: Quick, hold this. *Gives Glasstail a sandwich*
Glasstail: *Eats it*
Stonetail: . . . . . . . . why would you do that to DankClan you have forsaken us
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Goosetail: OMG IT'S A SIGN FROM STARCLAN
Breadpaw: *Looks at one of his duck friends and quacks*
Goosetail: STARCLAN SAYS TO BE DUCKS
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Oceanfall: NOOO DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON
Shadowflame: *Smacks face into button*
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(lol it's Finding Nemo all over again)
Ivy: Don't you touch that rock.
Mentokit: *Glares*
Ivy: Mento, don't you dare touch that rock.
Mentokit: *Puts paw next to the rock*
Ivy: Mento, if you lay a paw on that rock, you're grounded. Grounded.
Mentokit: *Smacks the rock*
Ivy: MENTOKIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
