Dorritofire: But I set fi-i-ire to the chips, Watched them burn as I touched my torch!
Ivy: NEXT
Raven: Who do think you are, carrying your Jar of Herbs...
Ivy: *Slight tear* Next.
Mapleshadow: NOW HOLD ON TO THE DREAM THAT YOU CREATED FOR A HAPPY CLAN
Ivy: My name is Frisk! *Acts it out for a while* Okay.. Next.
Stonetail: He did the mash! He did the myth-ter mash!
Ivy: *Facepaw* Next.
Tigerstar: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WO-OR-OLD! LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC!
Ivy: WHO INVITED YOU HERE? Just.. get out.
Scourge: Scou-rge, I'm howling at the clans, and sleeping in the middle of a glitter bottle
Ivy: Get. Out.
Clan Leaders: WE'RE DOING A SKIT TOGETHER
Ivy: ... The word 'Skit' is only used in the word skittles...
Mistystar: I can walk on water,
Onestar: I can fly.
Blackstar: I will never be afraid again,
Firestar: And I'll keep on fighting to the end!
Ivy: I can't even... Out.
Clans: WE ARE FAMILY
Ivy: Dear StarClan... NEXT
Glasstail: I say Ba-nan-na, And you say
Shadowflame: Bu-na-na
Glasstail: Yeah- wait what
Ivy: I quit.. *Walks offset*
Doritokit grabs the headset and puts on sunglasses.
Doritokit: WHO'S READY TO PARTY LIKE THE CATS FROM THE 1980s, WHERE THEY WORE AFRO HAIR AND PEACE SIGNS!?
Everyone but Ivy: WE ARE
Doritokit: THEN LETS GET GROOVY *Brings out DJ set*
Ivy: *Comes back in* Wait... WHO GAVE YOU THAT, DORITOKIT!?
Doritokit: DAD DID!
Ivy: *Silently fuming while plotting revenge* ..
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Umorismo( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
