Firestar: Hmm.. I wonder what I'm doing here in StarClan again. *Remembers* OH YEAH I GOT FELLED BY A TREE
Ravenpaw: OMG I SMELL A FAT PROFIT- I mean kittypet. HEY FIRESTAR
Firestar: What?
Ravenpaw: WANT TO BUY A... WAFFLE!? *Holds up a big waffle*
Firestar: Uh.. What did you just say?
Ravenpaw: BUY MY WAFFLE
Firestar: Uh.. *Whips around* NO. OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
*A big mob is running at him*
Stonefur: BUY MY JELLY COVERED WAFFLE
Pinestar: *Climbs over Stonefur* NO, BUY MY SYRUP COVERED WAFFLE
Mob: WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE BUY OUR WAFFLES- BUY ONE, GET THREE DOZEN BOXES FOR THE PRICE OF ELEVEN DOLLARS- EAT WAFFLES FOR EVERY MEAL
Firestar: *Is surrounded by waffle maniacs* NO I DON'T WANT WAFFLES *Gets waffles shoved in his mouth, but he spits them out* STOP GIVING ME WAFFLES
Ravenpaw: But didn't you know, Firestar? StarClan cats only eat waffles.
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S WORSE THAN THAT TIME I SAW EVERYTHING IN THE MEDICINE DEN AS A WAFFLE
Ravenpaw: And yachts are the only form of transportation.
Firestar: That's it, I'm done. *Phases through the ground*
Ravenpaw: 😶 Where'd he go?
*Goosetail and Breadpaw appear out of nowhere, handcuffed to each other*
Breadpaw: WE ARE THE NEW ORDER OF THE GOOSE DUCK FEATHER POLICE
Goosetail: We're actually on the run from the New Order of the Goose Duck Feather Police.
Breadpaw: BUT ANYWAY- YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PERMIT FOR STUFFING CAT'S FACES WITH WAFFLES
Pinestar: WE CAN DO WHATEVER
Goosetail: *Sounds dejected* Okay.
*Then Breadpaw and Goosetail phase through the ground like Firestar*
Nightstar: OH NO! IT'S LORD YELLOWFANG AND HER CRUSE YACHT *Points to an enormous yacht flying in the air like a Star Destroyer*
*The Yacht is pulled by Hawkfrost, Scourge and Tigerstar*
Yellowfang: COME ON TIGERSTAR! WORK HARDER. *Ahem* Cats of StarClan, GIVE UP ALL YOUR WAFFLES RIGHT NOW OR FACE MY WRATH
Pinestar: YOU'LL NEVER HAVE OUR WAFFLES
Yellowfang: . . . . . . Okay then.
Pinestar: What? Really? You aren't going to steal our waffles?
Yellowfang: I still am.
Pinestar: But.. the sentence you said.. what?
*The yacht crashes down on the waffle-hungry sales-cats*
Pinestar: *Muffled* Ow.
Yellowfang: *Takes all the waffles* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scourge: Oh, come on. That's just rude to do it in front of us.
Tigerstar: Yeah! We haven't perfected it yet.
Yellowfang: SHUT UP! You'll get there.
*The Yacht and Yellowfang fly off*
Redtail: I AM REDTAIL, THE LAST ACOLYTE OF BAKED GOODS. I SPEAK FOR THE BAKED GODS- NOW THE CUPCAKE GOD WANTS AMUSEMENT
Sunstar: Hey. *Explodes*
Redtail: *Looks down at the cupcake* Not amused. *Blows up*
*Then StarClan spontaneously combusted by rainbows*
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
