Ivy: I-
Maple: Hey Ivy.
Ivy: What
Maple: It's Kris-Mas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ivy: Never again
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Raven: Can you say anything?
Goose: B L E P
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Oceanfall: I can sing higher than normal cats.
Raven: I can sing higher than soprano cats.
Ivy: Well, I can sing higher than a fairy on helium!
Maple: I can't sing at all.
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Stonetail: ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
Goosetail: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Glasstail: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
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Shadowflame: Staring contest, go!
Jayfeather: Well then
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Raven: AND NOW, I SHALL PROCEED TO YELL AT EVERYONE
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Raveclaw: *Puts on stilts, then uses a cloak to hide them* Hi there! *He walks by Ivy and Raven*
Ivy: *Nosebleeds (Somehow)* He got 'dem legs.
Raven: What
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Stonetail: *Screams from the top of a hill as the sun comes up* AAAAAAAAH TAAAA-BEN-YAAAAAA GONNA BUY ME A PIZZA, OOH YAH
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Goosetail: Take this. *Hands Ivy a wild Hoverpaw*
Ivy: . . . *Drops Hoverpaw and he shatters into a million pieces* Whoops.
Goosetail: ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
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Maple: Imma get 'chu
Ivy: Never- ─=≡Σᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
