Tigerstar walked up into the camp, (Thunderclan's) with a cactus.
Firestar: What are you doing with that cactus, Tigerstar?
Tigerstar: *Gasp* She is not a 'That cactus'! *Slaps Firestar with a white glove*
Firestar: Ow.
Tigerstar: Her name is Cactusarina, and she is my date!
Everyone in the clearing burst out laughing.
Firestar: Cactusarina? What name is that!?
Tigerstar: Don't worry, Cactusarina, I'll fight for your honor!
Firestar: Oh, you wanna go? Let's go.
Tigerstar stands up on two paws and makes fists and so does Firestar.
Bluestar comes in.
Bluestar: Tigeypoo? Firypoo? What are you doing?
Firestar drops to his paws, whimpering.
Firestar: He wanted to fight with me, Bluestar!
Bluestar: Tigeypoo? Is this true?
Tigerstar: What- No!
Firestar: Oh yes you did
Tigerstar: NO! I DIDN'T!
Bluestar: *Glances*
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Dream's Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
