Tigerclaw arrives in StarClan, ready for his lives. He stepped up to Cedarstar, and waited impatiently.
Eight other cats stepped out of the pines.
Littlebird: I give you a life for feeling emotion and being emo, even when you want to feel like a stone.
-Taps his nose, and Tigerclaw becomes emotion-filled instead of emotionless-
Tigerclaw: -Gets the personality of a 16 year old tween and holds up phone- Like, I neeeeeed to, like, check my online fanfic and see, likeeee, if Ranolio, a vampire cat, like, gets any dreamer!
Badgerfang: I give you a life for being more like Brokenstar.
-Taps his chin, and Brokenstar's soul seeps into Tigerclaw's-
Brokenstar: WAIT WHAT AM I DOING HERE WAIT NONONO NO NONONONONONO -soaks into Tigerclaw-
Tigerclaw: -Shivers-
Pinestar: I give you a life for being a stalker, to spy on other clans and be a kittypet.
-Taps his nose, and Tigerclaw now wants to eat pellets, be a stalker, and eavesdrop-
Tigerclaw: LAME! NEXT
Whitetail: I give you a life for being scared of tiny cats.
-Taps his chin, and Tigerclaw is now terrified of her and other little cats- Whitetail: NOW, a omen. BEWARE THY SMALL KITTENS - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOO
Tigerclaw: Um... okay. -Pushes aside- Who's next?
Sedgestar: I give you a life for believing that your clan is strongest when it clearly isn't. -Taps his head, and Tigerclaw's faith in ShadowClan grows -
Tigerclaw: I WILL EMERGE VICTORIUS
Flowerstar: I give you a life for backstabbing us and all your former clanmates. -Taps his cheek, and Tigerclaw feels better about his life choices-
Tigerclaw: I feel so much better now with my choices in life. -Sings- I DONT FEEL GUILTY! -Recalls all the terrible things he did to Fireheart, Bluestar, and all of ThunderClan, then feels better about it-
Redscar: I give you a life for being bossy. -Taps his nose, and Tigerclaw gets another personality, this time, it's the one of a bossy boss know it all-
Tigerclaw: YOU THERE! -Yells at squirrel attendant- THE PINE NEEDLE FILES GO OVER THERE, NOT THERE!
Squirrel Attendant: I'm so s-sorry, Mr. Tigerclaw, Sir-
Tigerclaw: THATS IT YOUR FIRED FOR SAYING SORRY, NOW GO THROW YOURSELF TO THE CURB -Signals to where the lake would be-
Squirrel Attendant: -Guards start taking attendant to the lake- I'LL GET MY REVENGE, YOU HEAR ME!? REVENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mossheart steps up to him.
Mossheart: I was going to give you a life for mercy, but the O' Mighty and Powerful King Tigerclaw doesn't need any mercy, because he already has it. So imma give you a life for... AHA! Raising kits to be your merciless, fighting war machines. Oh, and for forgiveness or whatever.
-Taps his head, and Tigerclaw learns how to turn his kits into unstoppable war weapons-
Tigerclaw: Oh, I am going to use this life well.
Cedarstar steps up to him.
Cedarstar: I give you a life for not being able to see battle and other things right in front of your face. -Gives contact lens- These will help a bit.
Tigerclaw: I NO NEED THOSE CONTACT LENS -Everything is blurry for him-
Cedarstar: WELCOME TIGERSTAR, goodbye, may StarClan light your path, or whatever. BYE BYE
-Zaps Tigerstar out of StarClan and turns to the others-
Cedarstar: Should we have done that?
Mossheart: Eh, lets just pick a random cat who has a grudge against him and have Vicky interweave their fates. Then it will all work out.
-Every cat gets a paper with the names of: Scourge, Ravenpaw, all of Thunderclan, Greystripe, Bramblepaw, Mothpaw, and StarClan cats who were killed by him. (Too long to list)-
-They covered their eyes and stamped the cat they wanted for Tigerstar, after, they all showed their votes-
Cedarstar: It's unanimous. Scourge it is! -Sends e-mail to Vicky-
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Humor( Listen, this book was written when I was young and new to Wattpad. It isn't in the best condition. ) *INSERT FABULOUS DESCRIPITION HERE* Just random warrior spoofs including my friends in cat form + Weird Cat and other OCs (My friends don't have a...
